Breaking the Habit

Ask anyone who even mildly know me. I am one of the biggest procrastinators on the face of the planet. If they were to give out an award for procrastination, I'd win second, third, and runner-up.

No, I wouldn't win first as I'm too lazy to try and get it.

But anywho, normally I let this habit run into my schoolwork. Ask anyone, and they'll tell you many 'funny' stories of me rushing around the night before a due date, trying to get my 'A'.

Yet tonight, I find myself typing to put off revising my essay.

So then, why is this a 'breaking of the habit'?

Simple love. My paper isn't due until Thursday.

Why? Also simple. I wanna be able to write autobiography on my procrastination habit so that it may be praised by Opera, found to be a bunch of lies, made fun of by celebrities, and have conspiracy theories written about.

Lovely life ambition, no?