Lady Xixy does VBS

Yes, you heard correctly. Lady Xixy, the ninja alter ego of the warrior princess Oathar and host of the Weckage, took a turn as a guide for a local church's Vacation Bible School.

Along for the ride was 'The Happy and Completely Harmless Gnome Laser,' a super soaker from her armory.

For five lovely days, the Pink Lady took it upon herself took teach the tender minds of the program the good news that is Jesus, the rewards of living a good life, and how one should properly go about being the senior member of a church's choir loft tribal dance team.

Now the time is over. Prepare for the coverage.