Of Ninjas and Pink Socks: If I Ruled the World

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Yes, I know, its been months. I blame the gnomes.

Anywho, ever wander what the world will be like when I rule the world? Well, here's your chance:

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel

Your first name:

How you gained your rule:

Your title is:

Your Majesty - straight-up, no fuss

Your symbol is:

a crown, because, um, you wear one

You rule from:

a tower surrounded by circling dragons!

At your side is:

the band who plays your theme song

Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:

sexy elves with swords

Your most popular law is:

"Whack Your Boss With A Dead Fish" Day

Your least popular law is:

Hot people register for draft; hey, your guards get old

Your worst enemy is:

that last step down from the throne - it's steep!

Your popularity rating is:

Your chance of being overthrown is:

Of Ninjas and Pink Socks