Lady Xixy does VBS: The Inside Story

Day One:
The Pink Lady checks in at the registration table under the alias of 'Rebecca'. After being assigned to a large group of the smallest mortals, Xixy is promptly squirted by a fish by the name of Freddy.

Day Two:
Lady Xixy continues to guide under the name Rebecca. She steals a small squirt gun and uses it to discipline her charges. She also eats a smoothie.

Day Three:
A book is brought along. The Pink Lady drinks lots of Mt. Dew, changes her alias to 'Herman-Bob the III,' and generally ignores people.

Day Four:
Xixy's true identity is discovered. Due to the graphic nature of the day's following events, nothing else will be said.

Day Five:
Xixy's other true identity is discovered. She goes all 'whahhh' and shoots everyone with 'The Happy and Completely Harmless Gnome Laser.' Reprises her role as a VBS tribal dance. Passes out due to sugar overdose.