Singing a Rainbow

A poem. Written by me for you.

If I could sing a rainbow,
Right now today.
If I could sing a rainbow,
Just to make you stay.

Honey, you know I would.
Honey, if only I could.

If I could sing the sunshine,
Just to see you smile.
If I could sing the sunshine,
To make you stick around awhile.

Honey, if only it were that easy.
Honey, if only the world weren't so... busy?

If I could sing the winning lottery numbers,
I'd never ever tell you.
'Cause now that I think about it,
I never really liked you.

Honey, this is good-bye.
Honey, please don't cry.
Honey... why am I still calling you that?
Man, I hope you know your fat.

Lady Xixy does VBS: The Inside Story

Day One:
The Pink Lady checks in at the registration table under the alias of 'Rebecca'. After being assigned to a large group of the smallest mortals, Xixy is promptly squirted by a fish by the name of Freddy.

Day Two:
Lady Xixy continues to guide under the name Rebecca. She steals a small squirt gun and uses it to discipline her charges. She also eats a smoothie.

Day Three:
A book is brought along. The Pink Lady drinks lots of Mt. Dew, changes her alias to 'Herman-Bob the III,' and generally ignores people.

Day Four:
Xixy's true identity is discovered. Due to the graphic nature of the day's following events, nothing else will be said.

Day Five:
Xixy's other true identity is discovered. She goes all 'whahhh' and shoots everyone with 'The Happy and Completely Harmless Gnome Laser.' Reprises her role as a VBS tribal dance. Passes out due to sugar overdose.

Lady Xixy does VBS

Yes, you heard correctly. Lady Xixy, the ninja alter ego of the warrior princess Oathar and host of the Weckage, took a turn as a guide for a local church's Vacation Bible School.

Along for the ride was 'The Happy and Completely Harmless Gnome Laser,' a super soaker from her armory.

For five lovely days, the Pink Lady took it upon herself took teach the tender minds of the program the good news that is Jesus, the rewards of living a good life, and how one should properly go about being the senior member of a church's choir loft tribal dance team.

Now the time is over. Prepare for the coverage.