If I Ruled the World

Yes, I know, its been months. I blame the gnomes.

Anywho, ever wander what the world will be like when I rule the world? Well, here's your chance:

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	Your Majesty - straight-up, no fuss
Your symbol is:	a crown, because, um, you wear one
You rule from:	a tower surrounded by circling dragons!
At your side is:	the band who plays your theme song
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	sexy elves with swords
Your most popular law is:	"Whack Your Boss With A Dead Fish" Day
Your least popular law is:	Hot people register for draft; hey, your guards get old
Your worst enemy is:	that last step down from the throne - it's steep!
Your popularity rating is:	68%
Your chance of being overthrown is:	99%